JESTER'S PAGE O' STUFF

Welcome friends, come on in and look the place over
Well let me tell you a little about myself. I am 26 years old and married to a great gal. I have a beautiful 18 month old daughter who means the world to me. I am a charismatic Full Gospel Christian. If you don't know what that is and would like to know then read on.
Actually I will be adding all that information later since this page is still in the works. Feel free to e-mail though for more information or if you are like me and would like to discuss things.
Excuse the mess, still in the process of moving in
This page is still under construction, so please excuse the mess. I am also no expert web designer so this isn't exactly the most professional looking page you'll find. I will be adding pictures as soon as I can. I am also including some Military Cadences or Jody Calls if you will, to this page. I'll explain why later. These cadences are a mix of Army, Airborne/Ranger,and Marine cadences. So read on and enjoy.
CADENCES/JODY CALLS
The reason i'm adding some cadences to this page is because my calling in life is as a Drill Instructor at a Juvenile boot camp and one of my job duties is marching the cadets/inmates for D-n-C (Drill and Ceremony) and marching them from place to place. I love to call cadences and have collected several on my own, some of which I remembered from when I went to Army Basic training. I have searched the net for cadences and was surprised to find that the pickin's were slim. I believe that I probaly have the largest collection around. If you have some that I don't have, feel free to e-mail them to me. Here goes.


RANGER (double time)

Airborne Ranger raving mad,
he's got a tab I wish I had,
black and gold half moon in shape,
this airborne ranger has gone ape.

Jumpin' from the airplane runnin' through the swamp,
Uncle Sam's in trouble the battalion's gonna stomp.
I can push-up all day till my muscles are like rocks,
I can run to Arizona before I wear out a pair of socks.
My mind is a computer, my fist are like steel,
If my mind won't get ya then the other one will.


SWEAT..MUSCLE..JUNGLE..WORK (double time)

Sweat! Muscle! Jungle! Work! (twice)
Sweat and muscle and jungle work (four times)
Once a man and twice a child,
I swam through the river with the crocodiles.
Spend my days in the river and my nights in the mud,
all I drink is a Russian blood.
Sweat and muscle and jungle work (twice)

WHAT THE ARMY'S DONE FOR ME

chorus: whoa oh oh oh oh

Mama mama can't you see
what this army's done for me.
--
They took away my faded jeans,
and now i'm wearing army greens
-chorus-
They took away my gin and rum
and now i'm up before the sun
--
Thought i'd get to have some fun
now all I do is run, run, run
-chorus-
Join the Army to get in shape
now all I do is hurry and wait.
--
Join the army to get a degree,
and now i've got my PH.D.
-chorus-
Used to drive a Chevrolet,
now i'm walking all the way.
--
I used to drive a Cadillac,
now i'm humping with a pack.
-chorus-
Captain, Captain can't you see
what this Army's done for me.


AIRBORNE INFANTRY

Your left your right now get on up
your left your right now get on down.
Your left your right now get on up,
your left your right that funky sound.
We hear you callin'
calling to me.
The queen of battle
Airborne infantry-y-y

Your left your right now get on up,
your left your right now get on down.
Your left your right now get on up,
your left your right that funky sound.
We hear you callin'
calling to me.
The best in battle
Airborne infantry-y-y.

RANGERS

The Rangers are moving
they're moving through the night
the rangers are looking
they're looking for a fight
and if you see one
a ranger standing tall
well listen well
you'll hear that ranger call.
Airborne (drawn out)
Ranger (drawn out)
Well charlie is moving
he's moving through the night
charlie charlie
he thinks he can fight
Well up from behind him
a ranger standing tall,
he grabs charlie's throat
and watch that charlie fall.
Airborne (drawn out)
Ranger (drawn out)


Well that's just a few of the 25 pages of cadences I have. I will be adding more in the future, so keep checking back. Check some of my favorite places on the web.
Favourite links
 

my cadences
some cadences and a couple of cool pics

Welcome to the Bigshow online
JohnBoy and Billy--if you don't know who they are you should check this out.


The wit and wisdom of Jeff Foxworthy
A huge index of You might be a redneck if....jokes.

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